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Post by Pow! on Jan 5, 2005 0:09:50 GMT -5
Professor Wartmon: "Ethics? Ethics, schmethics! That sort of mindset only holds science back! In fact, that's why we toads are the foremost scientists in the Aniverse, because we just threw cautioun to the winds." We are the foremost scientist and we didn't even bother to make waterproof machinery... XD
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 5, 2005 5:47:14 GMT -5
Professor Wartmon: "Ah, well, um, we're working on that! Really! Otherwise they'll cut funding to my department. I hate the private sector. They expect results. Results, results, results! It's all I hear coming from that dumpy Air Marshal!"
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Post by Norris on Jan 5, 2005 11:29:29 GMT -5
Who cares about the wretched ethics. You may be a Toad Agent, but it's science, darn it! There's no time to be worrying about those ethics!
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 6, 2005 7:29:59 GMT -5
Eh, don't mind the Professor. He's somewhat scatterbrained, but, being that he's the Toad Empire's head mad scientist, I think that goes without saying.
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Post by Norris on Jan 6, 2005 10:38:59 GMT -5
Indeed it does.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 6, 2005 11:14:41 GMT -5
Anyway, long delayed in posting, I have been, of Cadet Billings' profile!
Name: Renfield Billings Gender: Male Species: Toad-Hare Genetic Mutation Age: 24 General Despriction: As a toad, Billings looked pretty much like every other toad out there, with the exception that his face was much narrower. As a hare (see below), Renfield is a mild-looking hare with green fur, although a more sickly shade than that of Bucky O'Hare. The only physical thing "wrong" with him are his eyes, which are too big and watery, and his mouth, which is too wide. Personal Profile: The hare known as Renfield Billings is the result one of the Toad Empire's most ambitious schemes yet: an experiment in cosmetic surgery coupled with advanced gene therapy which turned loyal Stormtoad Cadet Billings into the thing he, like most other toads, hates most... all for the good of the Empire. Out of the 12 possible recruits hand-picked by the Toad Air Marshal himself, only Billings was selected by Professor Wartmon, because the structure of his facial bones, giving him a narrower visage than most toads, made him the ideal candidate for the experiment. For three weeks, Billings went through the painless (but nonetheless unsettling) process of being, physically, turned into a mammal. Professor Wartmon chose a hare as his model, and, when the procedure was finally over, Billings resembled a real hare in every aspect except for his eyes, which Wartmon was unable to remedy; although he did give Billings a special set of contact lenses to hide his beady, watery toad eyes. He was put amongst a group of slaves working on a new climate converter, and Toadborg purposefully allowed the plans for the converter to be leaked to the U.A.C., knowing that they would send someone to stop it and liberate the slaves (and, as a security precaution, not even the officer in charge of the slave camp nor his guards knew of Renfield's true identity). The plan went off without a hitch and Renfield was given a job with the U.A.C. Other Stuff: Although loyal to the Toad Empire, Renfield worries constantly that he will be discovered as, in yet another example of toad stupidity, he was chosen for his physical capabilities and not for his skill and courage as a spy. He also loathes mammalian food, and although he will eat it to keep up appearances, he constantly retires to his quarters and indulges in jellied mosquitos and chocolate-covered grasshoppers. When entering his room, the first thing one would notice is that Renfield has installed a humidifier and keeps the thermostat set to "heat" at all times. In fact, although it LOOKS like an ordinary, well-kept office and sleeping area... it FEELS like a humid, hot swamp.
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Post by Norris on Jan 7, 2005 11:53:51 GMT -5
Matches the description of my Science Teacher perfectly! I've said too much.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 16, 2005 17:12:26 GMT -5
So, your science teacher is a toad spy too? Wow, a lot of those running around here lately...
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Post by Norris on Jan 17, 2005 2:49:29 GMT -5
You don't have to tell me that, almost everyone in my school is a Toad Agent! I stick out like a sore thumb at the moment, so I pass myself off as a member of SHADO whenever someone asks questions. It's not easy, I tell you!
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Post by Pow! on Jan 17, 2005 3:22:25 GMT -5
Then it appears our invasion plan is working better than I thought.... ;D
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 17, 2005 5:31:48 GMT -5
Not neccesarily, since as I said in another post, toad spies always get found out sooner or later. I sure did, and realized the error of my ways. Similarly, Cadet Billings there doesn't last long before he's discovered. Partly due to the fact that the poor fellow just can't hack it as a "mammal", and suffers a nervous breakdown and identity crisis.
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Post by Norris on Jan 17, 2005 11:04:02 GMT -5
And that is why I'm at my school. There had been some oddities going on, and I was first sent to spy for the World Space Patrol, before I went into exile and joined the UAC. What I was exiled for is nobodys' business! In any case, this school is also under investigation by a friend of mine in the Galactic Police - Sol Division. Yes, the Toads are up to something, however there is another Toad base nearby that constantly battles with this one. Ninestiles Secondary School, Birmingham, England, UK, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Earth. Ninestiles is not under investigation by any UAC agent, but appears to be just as worse as this school I am investigating.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 17, 2005 12:27:10 GMT -5
Professor Wartmon: Confounded mammal. He's on to us!
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Post by Norris on Jan 18, 2005 2:44:16 GMT -5
I am not a mammal, and I am not a Toad. I am a human being from Earth in the year 2068. A former Sub-Lieutenant for the World Space Patrol before my exile from Earth and before I joined the UAC. I was taken back to this time-period to stop the possibility of Toads taking over Earth at its most primitive stage before space travel on Earth became commonplace. I've said too much.
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Post by Pow! on Jan 18, 2005 5:10:35 GMT -5
So you're a human eh?
Better give this info right away... ;D
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