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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 18, 2005 9:42:19 GMT -5
Prof. Wartmon: "Hyoo-man?" Oh, so you're one of those hairless baboon creatures, then? Splendid! I've wanted to capture one for study for some time. Get 'im, boys!
*sends two huge, muscular Stormtoads to apprehend the "hyoo-man"*
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Post by Norris on Jan 18, 2005 13:05:27 GMT -5
Ah, but knowing that I'm a human being doesn't really help matters, does it? So what if I was raised in a political bloodbath with a primitive space program?
I've spent three years with the World Space Patrol, so I know what Earth is like from an astronauts eyes. Personally, I'm glad I left that god-forsaken planet.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 18, 2005 13:14:31 GMT -5
Ah, but knowing that I'm a human being doesn't really help matters, does it? So what if I was raised in a political bloodbath with a primitive space program? Prof. Wartmon: Oh, hush and let me inject you with various volatile serums!
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Post by Pow! on Jan 18, 2005 22:43:38 GMT -5
Good job, Prof. Wartmon! i'll make sure your research will be funded well. XD Try that torturing goggles and see how he survive it.
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Post by Norris on Jan 19, 2005 2:33:34 GMT -5
Ah, ah ahh. Remember this?
*holds up component of atomic warhead*
Call off your drones or I drop it!
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 20, 2005 13:09:52 GMT -5
Prof. Wartmon: Oh, poo. Back down, boys, I don't think he's bluffing...
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Post by Norris on Jan 21, 2005 3:15:49 GMT -5
You're right, I'm not bluffing. One good sneeze could set this thing off and create a large supernova that'll engulf everything on this side of the Aniverse. The shock waves would cause severe damage to what is left, and make life intolerable for those who survived.
Your choice, your life or KOMPLEX'S. This baby can destroy artificial life as well as organic matter.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 21, 2005 11:16:48 GMT -5
So, you'd be willing to blow up half the Aniverse just to avoid being captured by the toads?
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Post by Norris on Jan 22, 2005 5:16:02 GMT -5
Not so much to evade capture, but the resulting shockwaves that I mentioned earlier would be enough to put KOMPLEX out of action, and the death toll for all life in the Aniverse would be too great for any repair work to be carried out.
The warhead this came from was actually invented by a certain UAC scientist who went awol when his ideas were mocked in The Graham Institute. He then turned against the Toads when they killed his business partner. I'll only tell you about him if you're willing to listen.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 22, 2005 12:04:34 GMT -5
Not so much to evade capture, but the resulting shockwaves that I mentioned earlier would be enough to put KOMPLEX out of action, and the death toll for all life in the Aniverse would be too great for any repair work to be carried out. And what would be the point, then? Sure KOMPLEX would be finished once and for all, but I don't think that's enough to justify the death toll which would result... Sounds like a pretty flawed plan for getting rid of one malignant computer program.
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Post by Norris on Jan 23, 2005 4:02:36 GMT -5
Yes, but with any luck, most of the mammal planets will be clear of the explosion and the shockwaves providing they are in a safe orbit if this thing ever detonates.
Anyway, this scientist. His name is Frankenstoat, a former Toxicologist for the UAC. He then began to work on the idea of creating rocket engines powered by nuclear fission, despite the fact that the radiation levels would be fatal. He turned against the UAC for a time, but when his friend Hoots Verne (A technician) was killed by Toadborg for failing a mission, Frankenstoat swopped sides again and has been inbetween either side for some time.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 23, 2005 17:59:10 GMT -5
Prof. Wartmon: Frankenstoat... Frankenstoat... The name doesn't ring any bells. But then I've only been the head of the Empire's science division for a few years now...
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Post by Norris on Jan 24, 2005 2:43:16 GMT -5
Frankenstoat actually did work as an agent on Genus for the Toads for a short time. Apparently, he's a master of disguise. These are the only covers we know he used in the past:
Councillor Slammer of the Security Council 2nd Mate Stanley Franck of UAC Frigate, Fearless Joe Ferret, Street Trader
To my knowledge, he has never been caught by Mammals or Toads, so his base is still unlocated.
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Post by Kooshmeister on Jan 24, 2005 14:20:07 GMT -5
Prof. Wartmon: Pffft! Well, anyway, he's still no match for my astounding genius! Silas Wartmon is the smartest toad in the entire Aniverse! No, no, no! Scratch that. I'm the smartest carbon-based life form in the entire Aniverse! I coulda done all those things Frankenstoat did, but I had... other affairs to take care of. Besides, master of disguise or not, he's no match for my upcoming line of toads-turned-mammals, of which our friend Cadet Billings is only the prototype!
*there is an awkward pause*
Prof. Wartmon: Uh, anyway, we'll get this Frankenstoat guy eventually anyway. No one betrays the Toad Empire and gets away with it! Right, Smitty?
*Smitty, Professor Wartmon's Obligatory Igor-Like Assistant, shrugs indifferantly*
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Post by Norris on Jan 25, 2005 2:41:12 GMT -5
Good luck with that! I've been after him long before I joined the UAC and I still haven't caught him.
Stupid as it may sounds, supposing, Professor Wartmon, we actually call a truce until we actually find Frankenstoat?
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